So for my first post I'm just going to talk about my very productive Fathers day. (In case you didn't get it, there was sarcasm in there.) I did absolutely nothing today. I woke up, went to go pee, came back to my room, put on Crystal Castles and stared at my closet (and I kid you not) for 4 hours straight. It was the weirdest thing! It looked like my closet had infinite dimensions! I was in awe! And the feeling wouldn't go away! My feet felt detached from my body! I was having a blast. Legitimately. And then for some reason pictures appeared of me on my iphoto on my laptop. Probably pictures my sister took and uploaded of what was going on. I was oblivious to what was going on around me. Then after my 4 hour adventure it stopped. And I poured myself some cereal. At 6:30 p.m. Then I wished my father a Happy Fathers Day and went to bed. What an awkward day.

Yes, thats a bra...